by Fernando Hal
Stubborn Duck Joke
7:58 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal
Duck walks into a 7-11 and ask the guy behind the counter if they sell bananas.
The guy tells the duck, “Sorry we don’t have any bananas.”
Duck walks into the 7-11 the very next day and asks the same guy the same question, and the guy, a little irritated gives him the same answer; “Duck, I told you… we don’t have any bananas.”
The third day the duck walks in and asks the same guy the same question, and this time the guy is fed up, ” Look duck, we DON’T HAVE BANANAS. If you come in here again, I’m going to get a hammer and nail your mouth shut.
The fourth day the duck walks in and the guy looks at the duck expectantly. The duck asks the guy, “Do you guys have any hammers?” The guy, caught-off-guard, replies “No… we don’t.” Duck says, “Great, in that case do you have any bananas?”
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