4:26 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by gabriel schmidt
Funny quotes to live by are a great way to enjoy this life. Although life can be very difficult sometimes these quotes to live by can really help you to think in a positive way even in your darkest hour. Read the rest of this entry →
by Rosaria
6:08 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Rosaria
Everyday i get text from my friends, and sometimes it is a chain message, which people send to other people through other people and people who get that pass on too their friends. Sometimes its about faith, verse, information and the most i like is when they send me jokes. Read the rest of this entry →
by Rosaria
6:08 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Rosaria
These are lines which very good for person who is trying to learn english, i got these from many sources and i bet your tongue will be twisted, have fun.
1. If you understand, say “understand” . If you don’t understand, say “don’t understand”. But if you understand and say “don’t understand”. How do I understand that you understand? Understand! Read the rest of this entry →
by Fernando Hal
4:03 pm in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the shepherd, “If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?” Read the rest of this entry →
by Fernando Hal
9:56 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal
Steve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist.
The doctor said, “Good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache.The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.” Read the rest of this entry →
by Fernando Hal
9:02 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal
Harry did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a cowl standing in front of his bed.
“What the hell are you doing in my bedroom? And who are you?” he asked. Read the rest of this entry →
by Fernando Hal
8:45 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe in the rain forests of Brazil. Not long after their capture, the chief walked up to them and said, “The bad news is that now that we’ve caught you we’re going to kill you and use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die”. Read the rest of this entry →
by Fernando Hal
8:42 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal
So a police officer clocks an old woman driving at 140 mph, and quickly pulls her over.
“Do you have any idea how fast you were going?! License and registration!”
She coolly replies, “I don’t have either.”
The cop is shocked, “What do you mean you don’t have either?” Read the rest of this entry →
by Fernando Hal
8:57 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal
An astrophysicist has made an incredible, breakthrough discovery, and it gets press in all the papers and is heralded by his peers as well. Naturally, he embarks on a tour giving lectures at universities around the country.
For the tour, he has a driver to get him smoothly from one pace to the next, and with so much time together, the two become friends. After a couple of months and stops at dozens of locations, the driver says, “You know, you’ve got an easy gig.” Read the rest of this entry →
by Fernando Hal
8:50 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal
A couple of city slickers were riding on a train through the countryside when one of them noticed some cows.
“Look at that bunch of cows!” he remarked. Read the rest of this entry →
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