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How To Name Your Kids (Joke)

8:05 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal

A family of five is enjoying a Saturday morning at the beach. The eldest child, a twelve-year old, approaches her mother.

“Mommy, why is my name Lily?” Read the rest of this entry →

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Stubborn Duck Joke

7:58 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal

Duck walks into a 7-11 and ask the guy behind the counter if they sell bananas.

The guy tells the duck, “Sorry we don’t have any bananas.”
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Holmes Camping Joke

4:15 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” exclaims Watson. Read the rest of this entry →

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VIP Driver Joke

4:03 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal

After getting all of the Popes luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.

“Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” Read the rest of this entry →

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The Smart Canadian Boy Joke

3:53 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal

A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Read the rest of this entry →

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The Famous Man Joke

3:46 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal

James was bragging to his boss one day, ‘You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.’

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, ‘OK, James, how about Keanu Reeves?’ Read the rest of this entry →

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5 Ways to be Extra-Annoying in the Cyberspace

5:47 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Kitty ♥

Other than real life cases, there are several places in which we can communicate and socialize with other people. There are group SMS, conference chat, and the alternative virtual world of the people, which is the cyberspace. Cyberspace is where internet surfers lurk and stay during their dead times in real life. It would take them to anywhere and would let them meet different types of people. One of the most-stayed places in the Internet are the forums. Forums are where people of the same interest gather and build a relevant discussion regarding their interest.

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20 Reasons Why I love Plants Vs. Zombies

12:13 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Kitty ♥

Plants versus Zombies is one of the most-played games all over the world today. The game can be played in a computer, laptop, iPhone, iTouch, and iPad. People of the different ages play this game and usually get hooked with it. Well, there are actually hundred reasons to love Plants Vs. Zombies. Here are just 20 of my favorite reasons why Plants versus Zombies is one of my much-loved games of all time!

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Rude Parrot Joke

12:49 pm in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal

This is a story that I find funny everytime I read:

A man received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully-grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, extremely rude.

The man tried hard to change the bird’s attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything that came to mind.
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Blood Test Joke

5:39 am in Humor, Jokes & Riddles by Fernando Hal

Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

“Why are you crying?” Bob asked.

“I came here for a blood test,” sobbed Bill.

“So? Are you afraid?”

“No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, “Why are you crying now?”

To which Bob replied, “I came for a urine test!”

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